There was a big seal on the Beach in our town last week when I was in NZ. None of us knew what to do, so I took the initiative and poured seawater on it from my takeaway coffee cup. When I went back to do a second cup it growled at me! Turns out it was an elephant seal that had gone ashore to sunbathe - doh! No wonder it was angry! Just imagine you were sunbathing and some doofus came and poured water on your head 😒
ODing in the fediverse!